more fuel me

So Gordon Brown has travelled back home to Scotland to remonstrate with the oil barons about getting more fuel into the country in order to lower prices at the pump...
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Here's a tip for you, you dour, wrinkly suited, wonky jawed git; lower the 80p duty on a litre of fuel - that will bring the price down a bit, won't it? Someone somewhere (great research I know) calculated that tax on petrol was at 300%. If we were taxed 300% on anything else, there would be riots in the streets, but seeing as we all need our cars we just drop our trousers and bend over so that Gordon and his pal Darling can shaft us a good 'un.
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Grasping bastards the lot of 'em.