In honor of the Olympics, and because I hail originally from New Jersey, I did a little research on how (at least in the Middle Atlantic states) every diner is aparently owned by a Greek family.
NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT...
but its one of those things like...who decided that they were going to corner the "delicious quickly prepared greasy food that your mom don't have time to cook" market? I found the answer.
PAN GREGORIAN ENTERPRISES
apparently, the HQ of "the man". OPA!